1) THE BEST COMP PLAN
Why in the world would I not be interested in a company with the best comp plan?
My issue isn’t with any particular company. I’m turned off by the claim. And you should be too! Every company has the best comp plan! What else are they gonna claim? Read More
YOUR PRODUCTS SUCK!
Stop peddling products and services! They’re all the best. And they all suck!
I hope I got your attention. Let me be clear. I didn’t choose my words for shock effect. They mean what they say. Now, let’s get beneath the words to their essence.
You play a losing game when you brilliantly present your products. Think about it. Most MLM companies have hundreds of competitors with the “best” products. So stop looking for the unique spin that will make yours sound like eternal salvation.
Gee, what should you focus on? Your comp plan? My answer is… Read More
This post is my message from the heart to all the bottom-feeders who visit this site.
What makes you think you can leech off of my content for your gain? I’ve got a nasty henchman on guard 24/7. That’s right. He never sleeps. His name is Akismet, and he loves to whack creeps like you.
That includes jerks who leave comments like this, “I can’t wait to read your next post here…Thanks a lot!” Give me a break! Any goof with one eighth of a conscious brain can smell the stink on a comment like that. What did you like about the post? Duh!
So, if you’re starved for back-links without giving anything in return, prey on a different turf. You will only get squashed and trashed here.
Why not consider, although I doubt that you will, actually making a contribution online instead of polluting the world with your pettiness?
And, remember, I’m always happy to whack you!
I’m not here to make you love or hate the binary. I just want you to get clear about why you love or hate any comp plan.
I’ve been playing the MLM for six years. First, it paid my bills. Then, it gave me a lifestyle that excites me. Now, it’s in my blood… Read More
Al Pacino. Yeah, he’s one of my idols. After all, I’m an actor; I’m Italian; I’m the MLM Mobster.
And Al – what can I say? He’s given us some of the most memorable screen mobsters of the last century. Scarface, Michael Corleone…fugeddaboutit!
AL’S STORY
So, what’s Pacino got to do with Network Marketing? A lot – as you’ll see from this story. Read More
Left side of the menu is what the MLM lifestyle is all about. You know, ordering your food from the left side of the menu without even looking at the price on the right. I’m not talkin’ about a splurge at Denny’s or Burger King… Read More
The MLM Mobster invites Network Marketers to learn leadership on his website, www.MLMMobster.com.
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Pink Arches Syndrome
It must be their great food that shot McDonald’s profits to $1.2 billion in a bad economy. Not!
Anybody with live taste buds would agree that McDonald’s serves crap. Yet despite their pretend food and the horrors we saw in “Super Size Me,” the golden arches keep drawing in the crowds and raking in the cash. Read More »